The Graveyard

Our Competition

Let's be honest, they're not even close.

While other agencies are busy making excuses, we're busy making exceptional products. Here's why everyone else falls short.

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The Graveyard

The A-Z of Digital Trash

A comprehensive guide to the absolute worst agencies in the industry. We've suffered so you don't have to.

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A-Lux.kz

The 'A' stands for 'Awful'. Specializes in websites that look like they were designed in 2005 and never updated.

“We'll make your site look exactly like your competitor's, just worse.”

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A2R.kz

A2R: Atrocious to Ridiculous. Turns simple requirements into overcomplicated messes that break on every browser.

“Our development process? Copy, paste, pray.”

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Abc Design.kz

Designs so basic they literally named themselves after the alphabet. Creativity level: kindergarten.

“We've mastered the art of using the same template for every client since 2010.”

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Ahrefa.kz

Can't even spell their own name correctly. Expect the same level of attention to detail in their code.

“Typos in our variable names? That's just our signature style.”

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Amphibia.kz

Like actual amphibians, their websites are cold-blooded, slimy, and belong in a swamp.

“We're experts at making websites that work in both Internet Explorer 6 and Netscape Navigator.”

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Angry Code.kz

Their code is angry because it's so poorly written. Even their servers are constantly raging.

“Our developers are angry because they have to maintain their own spaghetti code.”

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Art Media.kz

All 'art', no functionality. Creates beautiful mockups that turn into unusable websites.

“Who needs performance when you have parallax scrolling effects?”

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Astana Creative.kz

About as creative as a government office building. Specializes in websites that look like official tax forms.

“We've perfected the art of making websites that look like they were approved by a committee.”

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Aw Studio.kz

The 'AW' stands for 'Absolutely Worthless'. Creates sites that break as soon as you deploy them.

“We test in production because that's where the real bugs show up.”

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The Comparison

Us vs. Them

The difference is clear. Here's why clients choose us over the competition every time.

WINNER

White Higgs

12 / 12 features100%

LOSER

The Others

0 / 12 features0%

Feature

White Higgs

The Others

Custom code (not templates)

Performance optimization

Modern tech stack

Scalable architecture

Actual security practices

Transparent pricing

On-time delivery

Responsive support

Thorough testing

Real SEO expertise

Accessibility compliance

Ongoing maintenance

* Results may vary. Actually, no they won't. We're consistently better.

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